Friday, November 30, 2007

Cut Off, Part 2



A short work of fiction

(In case you haven't read it, here's Part 1)

Dave finished his water slowly, the cold sinking into stomach. As bar patrons filtered out, he watched them say their goodbyes, making connections with friends on the way to the damp evening outside. Hugs, handshakes and the occasional arm around the shoulder were those gestures he noticed particularly, feeling a slight pang of envy with each held hand or stolen kiss. And as each couple or group passed through the front door, his glance returned to Suzy, wiping the bar, occasionally bussing a glass or tossing an empty food basket’s wax paper lining smeared with ketchup into the trashcan.

She was avoiding him now, not making eye contact. And as he felt the awkwardness grow, he knew he was going to have to confront this bitch. The vodka in his belly had stoked a nice warm glow of confidence inside of him. He was slowly coming to realize that he was going to do it.

"Finally" he thought with a grin.

With a quick look around, Dave realized he would soon be the last in the bar, and he didn’t want to be. Raising his hand to get Suzy’s attention, he asked for a cup of coffee to go. Suzy, with her face almost expressionless, went to the coffee pot and poured it into a Styrofoam cup.

“Cream or any sugar?” she asked hesitantly as she extended the coffee onto the bar in front of Dave. Her opposing hand drifted below the bar, presumably to the coffee condiments hidden somewhere below.

“Black is fine, thanks”, Dave said as he picked up the cup and took a sip. Grimacing slightly from the bitterness of the burnt brew, he asked, “How much do I owe you?”

Suzy laughed slightly “That coffee is pretty old. It was gonna go down the sink soon anyway, so don’t sweat it.”

“Well, thanks” he said as he stood and stretched his legs, placing the coffee down and turning to get his jacket from the back of his barstool. In his head he was chanting, “Be cool” trying to maintain, not give any outward signs of his excitement of what was to come so soon, so very soon. He suppressed a giggle.

Dave slowly put on his jacket, zipped up the front and grabbed his coffee off of the bar. He sipped one more time and raised the glass saying, “It’s not too bad really”.

As he began to leave, Suzy told him “You be careful out there”.

“No problem” Dave said over his shoulder on the way to the exit. He turned his butt to the door and cocked his hip to open it while he took one long last look at Suzy, his little tasty treat, memorizing her size, her hair. He took a quick look at John sitting at the door, mumbled "Later," and proceeded on out into the night.

Dave turned from the front door of the bar and assessed the parking lot. He’d cruised by this place at least a dozen times over the past week. The parking area was large, but the side and back sections were unlit.

Directly in front of the bar, bright lights attached to poles extending straight up from the corners of the building adequately lit the first two rows of cars. Five rows deep, where Dave’s Firebird was parked, the shadows grew very long and a large fence, with an evergreen hedge about six feet high in front of it served as a noise barrier for the adjoining neighborhood.

The side lot was across Redding Drive, a two-lane street that served as a back way into the neighborhood beyond, the spaces for cars facing a vacant lot. There had been a restaurant here before, some sort of steak house or fish place. Dave couldn’t remember, but it had burned down four months ago and all that was left was a foundation waiting for new construction. A mud caked backhoe sat on the backside of the lot, its tracks sunk into the ground thanks to the recent stretch of rain.

Dave walked directly to his car, momentarily dodging a patron in a Toyota Corolla on his way out of the parking lot home, keeping his face down and out of the car’s headlights. Dave quickly opened his car door and plopped down into the driver’s seat. He felt good, he felt anxious, and he felt under the seat for the pint of vodka he knew was there. Taking a big pull from the bottle of Smirnoff, he looked in his rearview mirror at the front of the bar.

The straight vodka warmed his core, stoking the fire that wanted to consume a cute little bartender named Suzy.
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Senior night

Thanks to all the Louisville seniors for their amazing careers at my beloved university.

Brian Brohm, for being a class act, and returning to Louisville for a senior season when the money was there for you after winning the Orange Bowl. You're the greatest Louisville quarterback since Johnny Unitas, and you were better than he was during your college career. We were very lucky to get to watch you for 4 years. I hope you get to play for a good pro team (NOT ATLANTA)

Harry Douglas, for being a quiet leader and a rock steady performer. I hope some of your heart rubbed off on Mario Urrutia. I've never seen a college wide receiver of your caliber that was more fearless going over the middle. Good luck on Sundays.

Art Carmody, seldom do you talk about kickers, but Art is the MAN. He set the all-time mark for scoring last night. We'll be seing him on Sundays too.

And to the 14 other seniors who probably played their last college game last night, we love you. We might not always show it, but we do.

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Sweet win

Louisville 41, Rutgers 38

I've frightened neighbors, I've decried my head coach, but I must admit, tonight's Louisville football win was very sweet.

My team went down 21-3 in the FIRST QUARTER folks. The defense buckled down and started to handle Rutgers and got 2 key 3-and-outs late in the 4th to set up Art Carmody for the winning FG kick.

I love Brian Brohm, and despite getting sacked many times, the kid sucked it up, hung in there and delivered. This team managed to put a positive cap on a terrible season.

Thanks guys!
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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Tricks of the light, Part 3



a short work of fiction
 

Alex Saunder's mother was weary. The last three years of her life were an agonizing blur. 

Three years of almost constant interaction with all manner of doctors, from neurologists to psychologists, and sadly, Alex was still terribly troubled and there was no foreseeable end in sight. She was at her wit's end. Alex was currently not taking any medication (much to her relief), but a variety of physicians had prescribed a list of medications during this ordeal that would make a list of Jelly Belly flavors look small by comparison. 

At first, they thought it was schizophrenia, which nearly broke her heart.  

Not Alex! Not her boy!  

The medications Alex took during those first several months essentially put him into an emotionless lethargy that saw him sleep a good portion of every day. And still, his insistence during this time that his shadow could sometimes feel and speak to him persisted. The drugs had no effect on his steadfast belief. And the doctors started making recommendations and referrals for alternative treatments when no progress was seen. 

After much therapy and analysis, anxiety was the next diagnosis, which turned into a roller coaster for poor Alex. Mood elevators, mood stabilizers, anti-anxiety drugs and even antidepressants were prescribed. The manic time during this period saw Alex begin to withdraw from talking to doctors and his mother as well. Depending on the drug prescribed, Alex could be happy, emotionless, chipper, or any number of emotional states that were more or less "not Alex".

Sitting at her kitchen table, stirring a cup of coffee, Alex's mother wondered if he would ever be the same boy again. Now 12, Alex was approaching the age where she would have to start thinking of where he would go to high school. It was not the childhood she'd hoped for Alex, and now, he was almost a teenager. She felt the loss of her husband again and sighed. It seemed like the men in her life were always being taken from her in some way or another. 

In his bedroom down the hall, Alex heard the clink of his mom's spoon against her mug and the occasional exhalation of breath that he recognized. She was sitting at the kitchen table as she had done many nights before, thinking about him and his father.  

Over the last few years, Alex had grown familiar with his mother's sighs. He felt a little guilty about her worry over him, and in the last month, he had started making an effort not to talk about his travels in the dark. 

Travels in the dark, Alex thought. If they only understood that this was all his "illness" was. He wasn't sick. He didn't have a chemical imbalance. Alex had a talent, or at least that is the way Alex thought of it. A talent he couldn't share because if he did, people thought he was crazy.

When he was 6, the Peter Pan shadow had badly scared him. When he was 9, he saw his shadow and felt a car run over it. Now he was 12, and he was beginning to understand how cool his travels in the dark really were.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The angle

I've always been good at pool. I've always been brave enough to try shots most can't make and I'm creative enough to see shots most don't. I had an eye for drunks who couldn't play but wanted to bet money in college and now, for the last 20 odd years on and off, I've played league 8 ball one night a week. My team made it to Vegas and Nationals in 2004, we finished 17th out of 600+ teams. Very respectable.

This session, I've been playing Wednesday nights, and I am on FIRE. I smoked a dude in my match tonight, making 5 solids on the break in the last game and finishing him off with ease. I'm seeing bank shots like they're straight in, it's getting to be quite fun.

Winning isn't everything as they say, but it kicks the shit out of losing.
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Monday, November 26, 2007

Calypso



When I was very young, barely in 1st or 2nd grade, I remember vividly my first obsession.

It wasn't Elvis. It wasn't Nixon. It wasn't the Beatles or the Rolling Stones or even Bobby Goldsboro. It was the icon of marine biology, the old man of the sea, my hero, Jacques Yves Cousteau.

My friends wanted to be firemen, or policemen, or doctors, or lawyers. Not me.

I wanted to be Cousteau. To swim among ze fishes of ze sea was my heart's greatest desire. He was so cool. He was so French. He filmed things I could only dream of in land-locked Louisville, Kentucky. "The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau" was the landmark television series that deeply effected my life. And in 1971, it lit a fire in my adolescent brain like nothing else. The episode was called "Octopus, Octopus" and it demonstrated the incredible intelligence of these bizarre creatures.

And I was hooked like a largemouth sucking down a nightcrawler.

The Summer of my 7th year on this Earth saw me in Venice, Florida for two weeks in July yet again. From the time I was two untill my mid-teens, I spent 2 weeks of every Summer in the same sunny vacation spot. And in this particular year, I got my first mask and snorkel.

And suddenly, I was he.

I never understood what wonder was until I stuck my head below the waves and began looking at all of the life below the surface. And that very first Summer of my revelation, I found 2 baby octopus in a tidepool. It was so freaking cool.

Olive snails, moon snails, sand fleas, needle fish, angel fish, hermit crabs, ink fish, tulip snails, butterfly rays, jack crevalle, sheepshead, blue crab, white crab, spider crab, starfish, sand dollars, coquinas, sunset clams, quahogs, sting rays, snook, snapper, ghost crabs, jelly fish, ladyfish, I saw them all

From that time until now, I love the ocean. Solace and peace have become synonymous with crashing waves and long stretches of beach. A snorkel and mask at a beach are the embodiment of a lost afternoon of joy, sunburned shoulders and becoming a 7 year old again. I drove my sisters and parents crazy those first few years with fish books I purchased and committed to memory, and relentlessly quizzed the family in the car on the way to Florida. ("Denise! What sharks bear live young?") Sharks became my milieu in Venice. You can find shark's teeth on the beach there, and that was worth the trip alone.

I'm still basically a 7 year old sometimes. But most especially when I have a mask, fins and a snorkel at any beach on the coast of the USA.

I'm smiling just thinking about it.

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Saturday, November 24, 2007

I'm hungry

I don't eat out much anymore, and this link reminds me why. When eating out or cooking at home, know what you're slurping down your gullet.

Check out the 20 Worst Foods In America

Oh, and what is #1? It's an APPETIZER from Outback Steak House, and it ain't the blooming onion.


Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

2,900 calories

182 g fat

240 g carbs

Wholesome! I'm pretty sure I see bacon in there, so you know it is good.
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Friday, November 23, 2007

Louisville/BYU

As I expected, my Cards looked a little sloppy in the first half against a well organized and offense-minded BYU.

Those white guys in blue like to shoot fast and often.

A strong close to the half keeps us in touch only down 4.

2nd half Update: Louisville lost to a more disciplined team. A good learning experience for the early season.

Selah.
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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Giving thanks 2007

It's always a good idea to sit and think of things to be thankful for on this day. Here we go:

My sister Denise, for too many reasons to list

My Mom, God bless her.

My sister Suzanne and her family.

A steady paycheck, loving your job is a luxury, enjoy it if you can.

Good kissers, they are rare.

Online shopping, leave the malls to the chumps (why would anyone camp outside a store overnight?).

The great outdoors, my spiritual cathedral.

Pat Robertson, for endorsing Rudy Juliani, who I fear worse than Cheny or Bush.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, for a dependable source of laughter.

College basketball, a delectable passion

New cars, so choice.

Online friends, like a box of chocolates.

Good coffee beans. No substitute.

That's all for now. Hug your loved ones and family as much as you can and take good care of them.


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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

New car smell

Wow, I'm covered in it.

Picked up my 2008 Jetta SE today.  It's choice, if you have the means, I highly recommend it.

/Ferris.
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